Last week saw an outpouring of grief as the makers of Offspring decided to kill off Patrick, love interest, father to be, and hottie.
Recently I’ve been watching Fringe, I know, late to the party, and as I’ve just finished Season 3 I was annoyed. I was annoyed for the same reason people cried out about Patrick’s untimely death, for the same reason people got annoyed watching The Nanny: Unrequited Love.
I hate unrequited love as a storyline in television series. Why can’t people just get together and break up like normal people do? Why does there have to be unrequited sexual tension from the first episode in a tangled web of lies that just might turn out to be true love. It doesn’t bother me so much when it’s Scully & Moulder first few seasons flirty kind of unrequited, but when it becomes Dark Angel–style finally-get-together-but-are-torn-apart-by-some-stupid-story it just pisses me off.
When the writers finally manage to satisfy us by bringing the two together, only to tear them apart with a car crash, an alternate version of themselves, or some other stupid obstacle clearly invented to bring the tension back.
I actually find it distracting to the overall story arc. Particularly when something completely ridiculous happens to tear them apart, and yes Dark Angel I’m looking at you with your targeted to DNA virus.
Then there’s the constant unacknowledged sexual tension between main characters where they don’t get together due to simply not saying something, due to some stupid belief the other person doesn’t feel the same way they do, due to some lie or ridiculous misunderstanding. Romcoms are the worst offenders in this category, but I’ve rarely seen a TV series where this isn’t at least attempted, even if it doesn’t work. And when it doesn’t, well, it’s a bit like watching a car crash. Only Patrick’s not part of it this time.
Do you understand unrequited love in television? Does it piss you off?