The Truth About Why I Hate My Name

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I hate my name. No one who has known me for longer than 5 minutes can escape hearing that I hate my name. Sometimes it takes all of the 30 seconds for me to tell them what my name is, them respond “Oh… That’s an unusual name!” and get an immediate “I hate it”.

I have hated my name for as long as I can remember. I hate the sound of it, I hate that it sounds a bit like Tantrum (thanks to my brother for starting that nickname) and a lot like a feminine hygiene product. I hate that it has a harsh sound to it, and that no one can ever spell it or pronounce it correctly. I hate that the entire world sees Tamsin and suddenly becomes dyslexic, with Tasmins all over the place (note to all charities – if you start an email to me with “Dear Tasmin” you can assume I’m not going to read the rest of it). Who are these Tasmins anyway? It seems to be a name everyone knows, despite my never meeting any (and I’ve met quite a few Tamsins).

There’s judgment that comes with my name. Like it’s somehow my fault that I have an unusual name. The number of times I’ve given my name on the phone and had back an incredulous “Samson?!” which bothers me anyway because what if my name was Samson? Would that make me feel good about it? My favourite one was the rude receptionist at my strata company
Receptionist: “What is your name?”
Me: “Tamsin”
Receptionist: *big sigh as if I’m the most stupid person on the planet* “Your first name”

I hate all the nicknames that come with my name, with the exception of T. I hate Tam, Tammy, Tampon, Tantrum, and the worst one, Tams, like you were just too lazy to go “n”.

The worst thing about my name, however, is the ability for people to say it like an insult. There was a guy at my school who said my name exactly how Jerry Seinfeld says Newman. “Hello Tamsin”. I have a cousin who looks like me and growing up whenever she would muck up, have a tantrum, or was stubborn about something, her mother would say “Alright, Tamsin” to which she would scream “I’m not Tamsin!”

And that’s the crux of the matter. My name is associated with everything undesirable in another human being. I am a walking, talking, living insult to those who knew me as a child or a teenager. I’m a horror story. I’m the person you don’t want your kids to be. There is nothing anyone can do to hurt me more than remind me what I was like growing up. I have never moved past it. In my head I will always be the stubborn, selfish, strong-willed, attention seeking brat.

And that’s what it boils down to.

I hate my name because it reminds me of the person I used to be.

Do you like your name? Is your name hard to spell or pronounce? Were you a nice child?

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  • Tree

    You tied my shoelace for me once when I was in Grade One and no one else would ;^;

    And you played Faithful in the Primary school play of Pilgrim’s Progress (I can’t remember what it was called)

    So, I always associated your name with nice things. It sounded nice to me. I, too, have lived life with a difficult name. Spelling was unusual, it lent itself to rhymes about skin conditions. My *last* name was a nightmare for me (but now I’ve reclaimed it and love it).

    But that’s why nicknames exist 😉

    • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

      Thank you, Tree. I love this comment. You just made me tear up a little.

      Also, your last name is awesome. Far better than Veitch!

  • http://explore.johnanthonyjames.com/ John James

    You left out one nickname…Tim Tam… 😉

    I, of course, have no sympathy for you whatsoever…oh what joy it would be to have an interesting name, an unusual name…instead, I have a name made up of two of the most common English names in history…for someone of Anglo-Celtic backgound, my name must be – with the possible exception of John Smith – the dullest, most boring name ever…

    And don’t get me started with first/last name confusion…I mean, if you include my middle name (Anthony) I actually have three first names and no surname…you have no idea how many people start off thinking my name is James and not John…

    *sniff* I wish my first name was Tamsin *sniff*

    (crawls into corner, sobbing…)

    • http://explore.johnanthonyjames.com/ John James

      Oh, and I also have the two most boring nicknames on earth…JJ or Jesse…how bloody unoriginal…like no one with the initials “JJ” has ever been called JJ before…or, no one with the surname “James” has been called Jesse James before…

      I hate you all!!!

      (Runs to bedroom, slams door…)

      • Jessica Chapman

        Do you also have the problem when playing the game where you have to think of something that starts with your name that nothing starts with J? I think my favourite food has nearly always been Jelly Beans or Jalepenos.

        • http://explore.johnanthonyjames.com/ John James

          …no, I don’t think I’ve ever played that game…could be worse I guess…your name might be Xavier… :)

          • Jessica Chapman

            That would be awful, you’d have to eat xylophones!

          • http://Www.Simplelovingthoughts.blogspot.com Lisa lybliss

            You could enjoy eating Xanax .. Many people do

        • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

          I have no sympathy for you. Oh, it’s so hard having a name people can spell and remember and actually makes sense and isn’t an insult. I’m gonna go eat worms 😛

          PS: A colleague of mine named her daughter Jessica James.

  • Jessica Chapman

    I don’t hate my name because its unusual I hate it because it is one of the most common names ever. I can’t tell someone new my name without getting a response, ‘Oh I have a sister/daughter/girlfriend/friend called that.’ To which I find it very hard not to reply sarcastically and impolitely about how I must know that person because of the secret Jessica club.
    Also because it’s so common this led to me always being called by my last name which I felt was often used by other kids (particularly the older ones who were in trouble with my father the deputy principal) using it as an insult. Unfortunately my last name is also relatively common which means there are probably a lot of people with my name out there. I know of at least two.
    I mostly hate that it is common because common or normal is probably the worst insult to me. I have always prided myself on being an individual and uniquely myself, and I feel like a common name doesn’t accurately reflect that.

    Secondly I hate it because it sounds like a little girl’s name. That doesn’t bother me as much as it did when I was a teenager because now I know in thirty to forty years from now when all the other Jessica’s get old the new generations will view it as an old ladies name the way we view Joan or Betty now. Then I’ll complain of it being an old ladies name.

    However as much as I hate my name I don’t think I’ll ever change it, mostly because it would feel disrespectful to my poor parents who have heard tirade after tirade about how I dislike my name. But also because I know it could be much worse. And on the upside I never have to spell my name to anyone… ever.

    • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

      I don’t think I’ll ever change mine either. I’ve tried coming up with alternatives, but nothing fits.

      For better or worse, I am Tamsin

      • Wonder

        I love that name! Especially with a ‘y’ (not to take offence. :P) (Tamsyn)

        But you can be like Oprah. Oprah’s real name is actually Orpah. You can happily do Tasmin.

        I had a friend at school named that 😀

    • Maree Talidu

      Never fear, Jess there are plenty of kids still being named the same as you- just spelt differently: Jessiqua, Jessikah, Jesika, Jesseka etc. Oh the horror……

      • Wonder

        I like Jessiqua. Any names with the letter ‘q’ really. Angelique, Monique, Unique, Quentin…

        As well as hyphened names. If I were a girl, I would have been named Anna-Maria. WOAH 😮

    • Jess88

      I’m a Jessica too! hello! hi!! But no one calls me that. It’s Jess, always Jess. Except my brother, who calls me snotface. I have the same issue with people saying they know someone with my name when they first meet me (it was the most popular girls name the year I was born) I usually just reply with ‘really? Well, it IS a good name *wink*’

      • Jessica Chapman

        It was the most popular girls name from the late seventies to the early nineties, and I think it stayed in the top five until the naughties. So there are A LOT of us out there. I had four in my primary school class of twenty students. I get Jess a lot too, which I don’t mind, I just don’t like being called Jessie.

  • Kylie

    I was never able to associate my name with anything/anyone good. It’s a bogan name. But my middle name is probably worse. The 70’s have a lot to answer for. So does my mother. Although my first name is a little more likeable because of Kylie Minogue, but then its all undone by Kylie Mole. Dreadful.

    • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

      All I think of is Kylie Minogue! That and I have a friend named Kylie. She’s very classy and kind.

  • Mandi Aylmore

    I don’t hate my name anymore. I used to, mainly because my mum used Amanda only when I was in trouble, so it became associated with that.

    But the way I look at it is this, Amanda means “fit to be loved”. I can’t imagine a more beautiful meaning for a name.

    • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

      From 2 years old I had a best friend called Amanda. She is one of the most charismatic and popular people I have ever known in my life. EVERYONE loves her. I used to copy her all the time.

      So I always felt it was fitting that her name meant “fit to be loved” and mine means “twin”.

  • http://Www.Simplelovingthoughts.blogspot.com Lisa lybliss

    Lol.. I have another common ’70’s name and I’m married to Jason who has a sister Kylie.. Neighbours was fun for them growing up !
    I don’t hate my name although I do whine that my sister got Catherine Elizabeth 18 letters. By me they couldn’t be bothered so i got Lisa Ann – they didn’t even bother whacking an E at the end of Ann to round it out. I got Lise, Lisa Ann the watering can and inexplicably Leslie . My pop called me Liza til the day he died .. Weird.
    My surname was Wilson and in school teachers don’t have much imagination so they always did everything alphabetically. I was always nearly last . My plan was to marry someone with a surname starting with A or B .. I married Mr Young . Fail

    • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

      Ha! Brilliant! My maiden name was Veitch and I liked being at the end of every roll, now I’m in the middle of the alphabet. How boring is that? (I’ll take being in the middle of the alphabet for Howse over Veitch any day)

  • Chara

    I guess we’re never satisfied.

    Well the 24 years of spelling my name have been hell and I’m guessing the next 24 will be exactly the same. I do blame my parents but their reasons for calling me Chara (the H is silent) outweigh my complaints. It’s the Greek word (my family isn’t even Greek) for joy, I was a joy to come into their life.

    Every roll call during school with a new teacher or substitute, “CHara ?” then all the class would respond on my behalf “Charaaaa” and I’m certain the teacher would make a note next to my name crossing out the H.

    Now as a professional I spell my name and always get the “oh that’s unusual” comment, I feel the need to grace them with the story of where my name came from and then they say “oh that’s lovely”.

    My nicknames are CHara, Charmander, Charizard and other various Pokemon.

    As I have gotten older people try harder to pronounce it correctly and I’m always pleasantly surprised when they get it right first time around.

    I’ve accepted my name, love that its different but the harsh CH is always going to get to me!

    • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

      No one is ever satisfied with anything, I’ve learnt…

      So it’s pronounced Kara? (not that that is a legit name spelling, just a phonetic one)

      • Chara

        Yes pronounced Kara or Cara whichever you prefer!

        • http://explore.johnanthonyjames.com/ John James

          I’ll use the Klingon pronunciation – Kar-Rah!

  • Mazi Gray

    I didn’t used to like my name, but I got over it. I find it funny though. I did have a few common nicknames that I didn’t like, so I just never responded to them. They tend to die after a while.

  • Maree Talidu

    I honestly don’t see the problem with ‘Tamsin’. Not at all. I really like it as a name, I think it’s pretty and feminine without being ‘flowery’, I think it also sounds quite strong. It’s unique, but it’s by no means weird or unpleasant. You’re also not the only Tamsin I know or have met.

    You’ll be hard pressed to find anyone who is truly satisfied with their name. My parents thought Maree would be good so the Macedonians could change it to “Maria” and the kiwi’s could stick with Maree. Thank goodness nobody calls me Maria, or I’d punch them. I don’t like my name because it’s old fashioned, it’s a MIDDLE name and as simple as it is, people STILL CAN’T (or won’t) spell it correctly. (That’s Maree with 2 ‘E’s), not ‘Marie’. I grabbed on to the nicknames I was given as a child very quickly, the one that stuck the most is Maz, which I love.

    I spell my last name constantly, so am glad that my first name is somewhat simple, but am annoyed that my parents asked me about 2 years ago if I would have preferred to have been named ‘Leah’ as they wish they had done that. YES I would have preferred Leah by a country mile, but they thought that gem up about 30 years too late.

    I’m fiercely loyal and protective of Talidu as there are only 8 of us in the whole world. And as a teacher I thought the kids would have a field day (Taliban, Talipoo etc) but those genius teenagers came up with ‘Miss Malibu’. Then after teaching at the same school for a few years, they dropped the ‘Miss’ and just call me Talidu.

    Lookit, if not liking our names is something to worry about, we’ve got it easy. And Tamsin: your name is unique, strong and most of all, it is YOU. And last time I checked, it doesn’t mean ‘bitter’- which Maree does! Grab hold of the differences and run with them, I say!

  • Sonja van Woerkom

    I don’t like my name, because I have to spell it for EVERYONE (even my middle name, being Louise, because the rest of my name is…unique.) But I do kind of love my name, because no one else has it. I’ve met one other “Sonja with a J” in my life, and I don’t know of anyone else with my full name!

    I will be changing my name when I get married. I like Robinson (fiancé’s last name). I doesn’t require difficult rules to remember how to spell it correctly. Yes, it’s fairly common, but my full name will still be pretty unique :)

    • JK

      Sonja is very common in Europe, I am from the former Yugoslavia and it’s always been spelt “Sonja” there. I’ve never heard of it being spelt that way in the Western world though.

      • Sonja van Woerkom

        My grandparents were from Holland, hence the “J”.
        My French teacher told me in France it’s Sonia (with an “I” and pronounced Son-EE-ah.
        I get Sonya a lot here. Which I think is just laziness.

        • http://tamsinhowse.com/blog Tamsin Howse

          I think I’ve known someone else called Sonja from when I was a kid. Must have as it looks right to me and Sonya looks wrong. Sonia looks right though.

          • Sonja van Woerkom

            I almost don’t mind Sonia – except that’s not ‘my’ name. It’s pretty in French :) (My aussie/french pronunciation of it is horrible…)

  • clansi

    Hate mine too. It is not only unusual in its normal spelling of Clancy, it is a boys name or more commonly last name. My maiden name was also a confusing first/last name so I was forever getting “Mr. Roy Clansi” at every appointment.

    No nice nicknames, either. I was ridiculed as “clansi boy” all through primary school, and called Clank or Clanky all through high school as people freak out when I spell it and write Clanci more commonly than not.
    I always wanted a cool nickname that was not based on teasing, the closest has been some friends who call me “clanis”. Not a fan, really.

    When I started high school I wanted to go by my middle name of Skye, but people thought no was a try hard and wouldn’t use but.

    I don’t like the sound of it, either, all bogan and nasal. Now that I’m living in Germany, people use the German pronunciation of “s” and say “Clanzeee”. Awesome.

    • clansi

      *thought I was a try hard and wouldn’t use it.

  • Hayley Ashman

    Now seems like a bad time to admit that I really like my name. I even like how it looks…how dorky!

  • Not Graig.

    I don’t hate my name by any means…but it does get some odd odd odd spellings and pronunciations.

    American folks I work with pronounce it as “Creg”, which lets be honest, it isn’t thanks to that “a” and “i” in there.

    It gets spelt as “Graig” a surprising amount. Last time I checked, that isn’t even a name, so what the heck is up with that? Apologies to any Graig’s out there, but that is one shitty name.

    Craig.

  • Rachelle

    The name Tamsin reminds me of many lovely, random, laughter-filled experiences!

    I do have vivid memories of how people used to be able to twist it into an insult just with their tone.

    My perspective, looking back is it was just because you stood out (for many endearing and admirable reasons) and it was some people’s twisted cry of “back in your box”. Luckily, you ignored them :)

  • Sarah

    You know what I’ve always wanted to do? Change to a simple name. You know what I did? I started with four. 1 First, 2 Middle, 1 Last, and now have 1 First, 2 Middle, 2 last (hyphenated, it flows well). *sigh* You know what I still want to do? Change to a simple name. Choosing that name however is a predicament.

    *starts singing garden party*

    I understand your hatred toward your name? The question is “Why don’t we change our names so much if we hate them so bad? What is keeping us from doing that?” okay so that is two questions.

  • Sarah

    hehehe…typos. I understand your hatred to your name should have a period not a question mark following it. Excuse the typo please. It is late.

  • Brandy

    The matriarch of one of the most infamous families in American history (as in The Donners— yes, THOSE Donners) was named Tamsen. (slightly different spelling, same pronunciation) Tamsen Donner of the Donner Party. I don’t know whether this good or bad news, lol.