5 Reasons Zombies Rock!

August 17, 2012 in Health, Humour, Lifestyle, Nutrition, Society

Last week Tamsin wrote a highly inflammatory post about how to survive the Zombie apocalypse. In that post, full of human prejudice and spite, she describes how she and her husband practised their Zombie Evacuation Plans, even suggesting that “a machete will serve you well, especially if you know how to swing it.” Yes that’s right – she was advocating violence against innocent Zombies. Zombies are a hugely misunderstood population in our society. There are so many myths perpetuated by the human-biased media about how evil Zombies are and how they must be stopped. Well, it’s about time all this anti-Zombie bigotry stopped. To try and [...]

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse: Do You Have A ZEP?

August 6, 2012 in Anecdotes, Entertainment, Film & TV, Humour, Lifestyle, People, Self, Stories

Do you have a zombie evacuation plan? As Husband & I arrived at the shopping centre carpark on Sunday morning, just a bit before 9am, we noticed no other cars around. This is unusual as there’s a 24 hour Kmart as well as a few supermarkets that are open from 8am. We were unsettled by this development and I suggested perhaps the Zombie Apocalypse had happened and we just hadn’t realised. Immediately the two of us sized up what we had on us and what we were wearing, with me declaring I was glad I was wearing my loafers as [...]