There it was sitting in my bedside drawer, cold and lifeless. I didn’t know what to do. I had never experienced this before. Do I attempt to commence CPR on the poor little fellow? However will I live without you? We’ve had some good times and some hit and misses just like in real life, I guess, but now it’s time to say goodbye. So long, farewell. Adieu. Goodnight. It has been good while it’s lasted. No I’m not talking about my latest relationship breakup. I’m talking about my vibrator. We’ve been together for nearly four years now and suddenly [...]