I have a confession to make. I have reverse body dysmorphia. Gasp! There, I said it! For those who aren’t aware, body dysmorphia is when perfectly normal-looking people like Michael Jackson, Joan Rivers and the entire cast of any of the Real Housewives shows believe themselves to be so physically hideous that they require surgery or extreme action (weightloss, etc) to correct their deformities. Only some keep “correcting” themselves until their noses fall off or they look like total freaks, or in fact they simply die of old age because they never stop (*cough, cough, Cher, cough*). Reverse body dysmorphia [...]